Naughty Irish Imp

Naughty Irish Imp

Sunday, February 8, 2015

Snow Snow, Go Away


February 8th, 2015


So the corner of this country that I inhabit has been quite literally pummeled with snow in the last 2 weeks. Living up here in New England, I am not a whiner when it comes to winter precipitation. But enough is enough.

Our winter started off mild enough. A few passing flurries and lots of cold; no big deal. Then came storm #1......a historic blizzard that dumped 4-6 foot on the region in under 36 hours. As we began to tunnel out from that we were hit again with another 18-36 inches. Living in large cities, there is literally nowhere for that snow to go. Now after 4 days of relative calm, we are getting slammed with yet another 2 feet in the next 24 hours! Ughhh.

I am so over the snow this year!

There are of course many different ways to stay warm in such weather, something to suit just about every taste.


 
 
Some girls prefer a nice, long workout. Cardio gets the blood pumping and is sure to warm the body.



A fuzzy, fleece blanket to cuddle up under is especially effective. You can vary this one to your tastes.....add a cuddly puppy, furry slippers, or a partner for additional heat.



A seasonal favorite: a nice warm cup of hot cocoa (or coffee.....Mama Suzi). Warms your hands, smells amazing and warms you from the inside out as it is consumed.



A toasty fireplace has appeal. The flickering light of the embers dancing and the radiant heat it produces will have you comfortably cozy in no time.



And of course, for girls like me there is a more hands-on old-fashioned way to warm ones self up during the frigid weather. Go annoy your Dom, cross a line, get a sassy attitude.....or if yours is as wonderful as mine you could bypass the naughtiness and just ask for a spanking. :) It takes a little longer than a couple of the aforementioned techniques, but it is by far the best. The heat builds as swats rain down covering your unprotected bottom and before long you'll be snug as a bug in a naughty lil spanko rug. :)

You're welcome.





 

2 comments:

  1. Thanks for the coffee, but I need it to be iced. It's gonna be in the 80s all week here. :)

    Mom

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  2. Thanks a lot Mama! Damn it, send that weather this way please! I am up to my ears in snow.....LITERALLY!

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