Naughty Irish Imp

Naughty Irish Imp

Saturday, September 27, 2014

Little Miss Attitude

09/27/2014

Who me???

You could not possibly assume the title of this post was in any way, shape or form a reference to yours truly!

I am an angelic, demure, passive creature....

With manners and morals and all that other crap.  :)

Oh and a few other vital accessories, such as:

 



Eye rolls.......check!




Dismissive, passive-aggressive gestures.......Check!


 
 


"I can't hear you...la la la la la la la".......Check!




Scrunched up "you are the dumbest person on the planet" expression......Check!




Whiny, pessimistic attitude when told "No".......Check!





Naughty words and gestures.......check!




Sad, little "you don't love me anymore" puppy dog pout.......Check!




Loud, obnoxious, must-have-the-last-word tantrums.......Check!



Now, some of these tactics are utilized regularly and others only on incredibly rare occasions. One might think that I would seek to find alternatives to attempt to get my way since the best indicator of future behavior is past behavior.......and every single time I have utilized any of the aforementioned techniques it has always ended in the same unpleasant way........






2 comments:

  1. "Repeating the same action, but expecting a different result, is the definition of insanity."

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  2. Those blotches look uncommonly like the canals of Mars...

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