Yeah....no fun.....and I do not ever recommend it! Way too much carbonation in the nose....yuck.
Now.....what happened to make me choke on my Sprite? Glad you asked......here it goes. :)
I went out to dinner with friends last night to catch up and get some adult time. My girlfriend Leann from work had invited her Top to join us. Cute, right? Well he is actually a pretty cool guy so we didn't mind at all. Anyway, in the middle of some political rant, Leann cursed. It was pretty obvious that she was getting heated and annoyed with our co-worker Jeff who is a little too far to the right for Leann's liking. (FYI....this is why you should NOT discuss politics at work!).
Her dinner date and coincidentally, her Disciplinarian, Chris gave her a look. She continued. The next time she swore, he glared at her and added, "Leann, watch your mouth." I have no idea what she was thinking....perhaps she was possessed.....she snapped back at him, "Oh shut the f&ck up!"
The Sprite I was drinking at the moment, decided not to go down my throat but rather up into my nose.
Everyone at the table just sort of froze, looking from her to him and from him to her. The silence was deafening. Finally she said, "My bad" and the conversation started up again like this had not even happened.
I was dumbfounded. I can not even begin to imagine what the reaction from a certain perfectly strict, spank-happy Disciplinarian would be if his red-headed angel had said the same thing to him. In public or not, I can promise you he would not even consider taking "my bad" as atonement. OMG!
I am very rarely rendered speechless......I know, I know, you so cant believe that.....lol. This little exchange left me speechless. I had to have looked like a deer in headlights. I am not even sure who I was more shocked at to be perfectly honest with you. Her for saying something so outright disrespectful to him, or him for seeming to brush it off without even an apology.
I suppose their dynamic is FAR different from mine & Professor's. I would NEVER and I do very sincerely mean N-E-V-E-R say something like that in front of my Disciplinarian......let alone direct it at him. And really, the reason I wouldn't dare talk to him like that isn't even really because of what his reaction might be.....well, maybe a little bit....honestly, I wouldn't ever speak like that to him because I respect him far too much to be so vulgar and blatantly disrespectful toward him. I just couldn't do it......in public, in private, on the phone, sending up smoke signals....lol.....I could not do it.