OMG! Ughhh. I swear to God my Professor is psychic. How does he do this? How does he know when I am not exactly behaving? I just don't get it! And I am either surrounded by his spies or the man is incredibly intuitive. The last two days or so I have been a bit edgy....testing limits just because I can and not really paying much attention to behaving. Then today I get an IM from Professor saying he is traveling again......which always seems to make me feel brave and fearless.
Then I got a call.......surprise, surprise......guess who? I clarified that my Yahoo IM status message that said "blah blah blah Im tuning you out, so don't waste your breath" was NOT directed at him.....lol. I may think it at times but I am not ignorant enough to say it or put it in text where he could see it. So after the quick, "Hi" and "How are you" pleasantries he says, "Do you have something you want to tell me?" HOW DOES HE DO THAT??? It caught me by surprise and I think I even stuttered, trying to think of something to say.....which of course only told him that he was on the right track. I pretended to not hear his question and tried to change the subject to which he said, "I asked you a question." So I said, "Why do you ask Sir?" I know he hates repeating himself and he isn't fond of my answering questions with questions either but I couldn't help it.
"Stop beating around the bush and answer me Natalie Lynn." I sighed, and sulked in my SUV.....he had me and I knew it. "I don't have anything I want to tell you Sir.....but I do have something that I do not want to tell you." I filled him in on my latest offense......speeding......84mph......and unfortunately for me, Professor and I have discussed my speeding many times before, so this will be a repeat offense.......which sucks. I swear his voice lowered an octave when he replied, "You are in trouble." Pretty simple and straight forward response huh? Suppose the lecture really isn't needed at this point with this particular offense; I could likely recite it verbatim for him.
Kind of mad at myself for it too.......I haven't been speeding for months now.......then Poof, one minute of not paying attention and Bam.....speeding again. Oh and let's not forget to mention that this speeding incident that happened yesterday, took place just 24hrs after I was involved in a car accident. Yeah, Professor honed in on that as well. I attempted to blame my whiplash induced migraine.......which was pretty stupid; I am not allowed to make excuses for my behavior. Damn damn damn.
So we are tentatively scheduling a session next week. On one hand I am excited because I haven't seen my Professor in what feels like forever.......and I love being with him......and I will finally know what my MCAT scores are since I told him that he is opening this envelope....lol. But, now on the other hand, I was already going to be in trouble for my use of the 'F' word slipping back into my daily routine, often enough that my 4 year old son has picked it up which is sooooo not okay. But now, I am also going to be punished for speeding........and my last speeding punishment wasn't exactly a session I wanted a repeat performance of. **Sighs** But from now until next week.........I have to figure this out.......HOW DOES HE DO THAT??? How does he know before I even say something that I have done something wrong? Is it in my tone of voice? Does he employ herds of spies in New England? Perhaps NH, VT & MA state police have him on speed dial to inform of my traffic tickets? Is he psychic? Does he call a psychic? I just dont get it!!!!