Tuesday, July 16, 2013
Shut Up.....Shut Up!
A recent IM conversation between my Dom & I:
Him: "What part of, 'be nice to Brandon', did you not understand young lady?"
Me: "Why do you ask?"
Him: "Don't answer my questions with questions."
Me: "Then stop asking questions that inspire questions."
I really need to learn to THINK before I speak.......and tailor to my audience. :) Particularly when the only offense on my Punishment List is my intentional disrespect (whining, arguing, back talking, swearing, etc) toward Daddy.
My flippant response made about as much good sense as if I were to say any of the following to him:
"Make Me Sir"
"Oh wait....the spanking started? Is that all you got? Did you eat you Wheaties this morning?"
"I aint standing in this corner thinking about how naughty I was......I'm planning how to get away with it next time."
"Would you kindly shut the hell up, Sir?"
"I wasn't trying to be a brat......I was simply providing you an upper body workout.....I'm a selfless girl."
"Why was I wrong? Hell if you don't know, why are you asking me?"
"Fuck off, Sir."
"Isn't it your job to teach me to behave myself? I think YOU deserve the spanking."
Shut up self.......Shut up self........Shut up self!